Quotations

“Stupidity is the world’s greatest disease.”

“If you want someone to kiss your feet, start calling around the fetishes section of your local personals.”

“I revert back to my realist stance that people and society are backward and will continue to be so – giving the benefit of the doubt is all to often an exercise in futility in a world where simply being nice is treated with an almost criminal suspicion.”

“Either I’m one of those people who naturally become subject to rumour or we have an interventionist God with a wicked sense of humour.”

“The Dr. found himself an unsecured WLAN and was pleased, and so, on the third day, he shopped online”

“If I managed my relationships the way I manage my equities portfolio, when a position moves against you, you exit that position ruthlessly and do not under any circumstance throw good money after bad. The reason I don’t work this way is people aren’t as simple as markets – to the gratuity of my wallet and peril of my intellect.”

“There is a misappropriation of balance such that the upbringing is more focused on instilling obedience and establishing control than allowing the child to develop his or her own pathways, personality and preferences.”

“All I have to say is that if Buddhism holds, she will hopefully be reincarnated as a battery chicken.”